Here are some weird things that I've learned:
1. Abraham kept hiding behind his wife's beauty and telling people she was his sister. Then they'd find out and fear the Lord because they were afraid God would curse them for sleeping with Sarah who was, in fact, Abraham's wife. Wot. The clencher is that Sarah was actually Abraham's half-sister... [Gen. 12 & 20]
2. Poor Ishmael was circumcised when he was 13. Ouch. [Gen. 17]
3. Jacob wrestling with God is one of the weirdest stories to me and I don't really understand it theologically. [Gen. 32]
4. Every male in the Shechem's city was circumcised JUST because he wanted Dinah as his wife. Then, while all the men were incapacitated, Jacob's sons killed them all, took Dinah back and looted the city because Shechem had had sex with her before marrying her. Tough loss for the Shechemites... [Gen. 34]
5. God renames Jacob, Israel, twice...(?) [Gen. 32 & 35]
6. Joseph is CONSTANTLY weeping. [Gen. 43:24; 43:30; 45:2; 45:14; 46:29; 50:1]
That's all for now...maybe tidbits on Exodus later.
2 comments:
1. I spent most of Genesis thinking Jospeh was a real wimp. He just weeps. And weeps. And weeps.
2. There's just more sleeping around and manipulation in Genesis than an episode of Desperate Housewives.
3. Praying for you.
AHAHHAHAHAHAHA this was the funniest thing I have ever read.
I think Joseph was 4.
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